- 世界上最動聽的話不是我愛你。 而是你的腫瘤是良性的。 0 0 0
- I took a test in Existentialism. I left all the answers blank and got 100. 我參加了一次存在主義的考試。我一個答案都沒寫,結果得了100分。 0 0 0
- If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative. 如果你不是經常失敗,這表明你做的事情沒有什麼創新性。 0 0 0
- 年輕的時候,我認為我肯定能成為偉大的藝術家,但我現在並不是。我有我的局限性。但是你知道,即便你自身有局限性,只要你盡了全力,只要你不出賣自己,不被不值得的東西收買,你仍然可以過上美好的生活。你不必一生都鞭撻自己,你又不是達芬奇,我也不是。 0 0 0
- The most beautiful words in the English language aren't "I love you" but "it's benign." 最動聽的話不是“我愛你”,而是“它是良性的”。 0 0 0
- [cp]愛意味著折磨,為了不受折磨你就不要去愛,但你又會受到無愛的折磨,所以愛是折磨,不愛又是折磨,折磨就是折磨。為了快樂還是去愛,于是快樂也成了折磨,但是折磨使人不快樂,所以為了不快樂,你就要去愛,用愛帶來折磨或者因為太 0 0 0
- The only time my wife and I had a simultaneous orgasm was when the judge signed the divorce papers. 我和我老婆唯一一次同時獲得高潮是在法官簽署離婚文件時。 0 0 0
- 人似乎分為好人和壞人。好人睡得好一些,而壞人似乎能更好地享受醒著的時間。 0 0 0
- 免費的性是最貴的 0 0 0
- - 達到一心的學生才可以二用。 0 0 0
- If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans. 如果你想逗上帝發笑,就把你的計劃告訴他。 0 0 0
- 世上大體分成好壞兩種人,好人晚上睡得踏實,而壞人更享受醒著的時間。 0 0 0
- Our lives consist of how we choose to distort it. 我們的生活取決于我們選擇用什麼樣的方法去扭曲它。 0 0 0
- I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens. 我不怕死,我只是不想在我死的時候在場。 0 0 0
- 我努力不去預測大眾的態度,避免傾向于那些簡單隨意的,大眾娛樂的東西。 0 0 0
- 我們生活在一個過分縱容的社會中,色情產品從來不像現在這樣遍地都是,而且那種電影里的照明真是差勁!我們是缺乏明確目標的人,從來沒能學會去愛。我們缺少領袖和一致的計劃,沒有精神中心,在宇宙中隨波逐流,出于挫折感和痛苦,互相施以駭人聽聞的暴力。幸好,我們還沒有失去分寸感。總而言之,未來顯然機會無限,也有陷阱,竅門在于避開陷阱,抓住機會,並在6點鍾前回家。 0 0 0
- The talent for being happy is appreciating and liking what you have, instead of what you don't have. 欣賞和喜歡你擁有的東西,而不是你沒有的東西,你才能快樂。 0 0 0
- You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred. 如果你放棄所有讓你想活到一百歲的東西,你就可以活到一百歲。 0 0 0
- My brain: it's my second favorite organ. 0 0 0
- I hate reality but it's still the best place to get a good steak. 我討厭現實,但這仍然是獲得一塊好牛排的最佳地方。 0 0 0
- I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying. I don't want to live on in the hearts of my countrymen; I want to live on in my apartment. 0 0 0
- I did not marry the first girl that I fell in love with, because there was a tremendous religious conflict, at the time. She was an atheist, and I was an agnostic. 我沒有娶我的初戀情人,因為當時我們之間有嚴重的宗教沖突。她是個無神論者,而我則是個不可知論者。 0 0 0
- 我不想通過我的作品達到不朽,我想通過不死來達到。我不想活在人們心里,我想活在我的公寓里。 0 0 0
- If God exists, I hope he has a good excuse. 如果上帝存在,我希望他有一個好的借口。 0 0 0
- There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? 生活中有比死亡更糟糕的事。你曾經和一個保險經紀人共度過一個晚上嗎? 0 0 0
- I don't know what I want, but I know what I don't want. 我不知道我想要什麼,但我知道我不想要什麼。 0 0 0
- Don't think of death as an ending. Think of it as a really effective way of cutting down your expenses. 不要把死亡視為末日。把它看作削減開支的真正有效的方法。 0 0 0
- 欣賞和喜歡你擁有的東西,而不是你沒有的東西,你才能快樂。 0 0 0
- Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in my bath and she'd come in and sink my boats. 總的來說,我老婆不太成熟。我在家洗澡時,她總是來把我的船弄沉。 0 0 0
- 如果你不是經常遇到挫折,這表明你做的事情沒有很大的創新性 0 0 0